9.05 am Groundhog Day (The O'Leer Cut)

If you ever want to get married on an industrial estate outside Ho Chi Minh, I would highly recommend this place. You can hire your dream wedding dress for the day (all colours – especially fluorescent ones- available), the floral arch for you and your new life partner to walk though (a fluorescent colourway can be chosen to match your dress, the blooms will be in luxurious, genuine plastic) and a professional photographer to record the magical day (you stood on a dolphin in front of a nuclear sunset) Best of all is the location, as all the passing juggernaut drivers can wish you luck and share a tiny part of your joy as they pull in to the neighbouring Song Than 2 logistics hub.