Luna de Miel

On the MSN useless facts the other day, there was story about a Taiwanese woman marrying herself, she’s obviously a bit nuts but I think I’ve just been on honeymoon on my own…Vung Tau is a slightly grotty beach resort 90 minutes away from HCM by hovercraft and according to the guide book has a big statue of Jesus and temples and shit, but I don’t care about that!! This is what it’s all about, books, green mango and chilli salt (90 cents) sun, beer and beach (I went in the swimming pool rather than the South China Sea, I don’t want to catch sea AIDS)

My honeymoon nights consisted of me eating cheese and watching Transformers 2 in bed (although I wouldn’t be on honeymoon with anyone who didn’t accept this as a perfectly normal activity anyway- love of cheese, beer, shit sci-fi movies are things I look for in a man- along with big hands and the ability to talk to strangers- I’m not a particularly fussy lady…)

My legs are much more tanned now than this by the way... Como hecho la menos la playa!! The beach was so close when I lived in Alicante. My journey to work used to involve driving past the Med, now it consists of wedging my nose up somebodies armpit as I stand on the train... Spain was boring as shit though when the sun wasn't shining- just need to kep on remembering that!!