Bonjour fish boat!!

I've enjoyed my day off today but spent most of last night puking due to a combination of going to Toxic for lunch (this is Val's name for an exceptionally dirty sushi restaurant near the factory) drinking two cups of thank you (cam on) lady's coffee (made using water from the slime covered water cooler I discovered yesterday) and the worst period pains ever- I don't even think I can blame the beer as I was nearly sober by the time I went to bed...I went for a wander by the river to buy tickets for a hydrofoil trip out to Vung Tau beach next weekend and saw the fish boat restaurant again , it looks even scarier in daylight than it does at night!! When we went there for dinner I saw a rat as big as a baby jump out of the kitchen port hole and swim off down the river!! The family entertainment was pretty special too - a fire breathing stripper- all the dads were like "come on kids lets have a closer look at the lady" whilst all the mums held back with sour looks on their faces...Lets just say I didn't sign up for another trip...